Sink Story

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She sells steel sinks on the sea shore
He steals steel sinks from sink store
We thinks he slinks in the back door
See how he evades Securicor
He seals the deals, and never squeals
And earns, just enough for three square meals
Not to mention a really flash set of wheels
He nearly got caught, but said "Gosh crikey",
And legged it away on his new pair of Nike.
So he'll steal steel sinks, till one day he'll be bought to heel.
And tell the beak, "sorry yer onour", I must have been feeling mentally ill.
I only did it to help all the poor,
Which is why I kept going back for more and more.
And said, Sir if you are lenient with me,
I'll get you a very good discount on a plasma T.V.
The judge retorts, could be that your just no good, however
According to the reports, I am moved to believe you're misunderstood.
I may be in for some criticism,but I don't think you're lying and I'm impressed with your witticism.
So I'm letting you off with a small fine.
So I'm letting you walk, now you are free, and although
I wont invite you round to tea.
I am still interested in the T.V.
I believe you said it would be free


Anyone like these, I got them from Ikea. One is A sink inserted into a counter top. the other is a one-piece unit made from solid stainless steel.