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  1. #17
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    The Emperer has spoken

    Don’t be fooled I have it on very good authority, that the Emperor penguin will soon order his minions on there long march north. They may tell you they on the way to the Artic, ah the search for “lebensraum”, now where have we heard that before. Some may say we should accept the flipper of friendship, when offered, but I say no, tolerance is a great human virtue, so lets not waste it on inferior species. Perhaps we should examine a piece by” Swims with Herrings” the radical penguin poet, whose poem is entitled. “Us penguins want to take over the world”


    THEY ATTACK
    THEY ATTACK
    They are on a rampage
    Unleashed from ancient time
    Stumbling from the ice age
    Marching side by side
    Beaks of steel are flaming
    Women are enraged
    Sky of death is flaming
    Women get engaged
    They were born of atomic steel
    Life and death to them seemed so unreal
    Slashing at the ramparts
    Hurling ton's of shot
    Shopping now at Wal Mart
    Smoking tons of pot
    They are on a rampage
    They were first to fight
    They would write a new page
    If they could only write
    They were born of atomic steel
    They attack
    Life and death to them was so unreal
    They attack
    C'mon baby, kick 'em in the ding - ding
    Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b bring bring
    They were born of atomic steel
    They attack
    It's a penguin attack
    So get back
    They were born of atomic steel
    Life and death to them was so unreal
    They attack.
    armored phalanxes
    flanking maneuvers
    vomiting terror
    Gibsons and Hoovers
    Blasted by fusion
    Kicked in the head
    just to make sure
    we chopped up their dead
    It's a penguin attack
    They were born of atomic steel
    Life and death to them was so unreal
    Stumbling from the ice age
    They were last in flight
    They would write a new page
    If they could only write
    Rumbling from the ice age
    They were last in line
    They would start a new age
    If they could just take time
    It's a penguin attack
    C'mon baby, kick him in the ding-ding
    Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b-bring bring
    They attack
    It's a penguin attack
    They were born of atomic steel
    They attack
    Life and death to them was so unreal
    They attack
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