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The A team is easy enough to find, they’re in the book, I just can’t afford them. In the mean time, apart from preparing for a large scale military invasion, it has come to my attention, the feathered fiends are trying a more insidious way to infiltrate and destroy human society. The penguins plan to bring about our downfall by “disco” music. Using Hypnotic rhythm and dastardly lyrics with implanted subliminal commands, the penguins intend to turn our brains to jelly. This almost succeeded in the Seventies, but luckily Punk came along and saved us.


This photo was taken by an agent disguised as a pool-cleaner, it shows the latest Bird Band, called the “Village Penguins”, rehearsing their new song Y.C.C.A. (Young Cocks Christian Association)