At last a little Culture

[ARCHIJEF2000]

"O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?"
Did you remember the ladder?
Did you rent a cart?
Have we got enough gold
Now where are you hiding?
What’s up Romeo, got cold feet have we
Come on out right now,
O.K. that’s it! My brothers tried to warn me
Told me not to trust a Montague,
But I said no, he’s a nice boy
My Father said you lot were no good
And I said no, don’t believe the rumours
Now I realise us Capulets gotta stick together
Goodbye forever, my fickle lover.

[VHampton]

It appears that Romeo had an epiphany while climbing that ladder.

He is clearly in love with Fernando the flower shop owner. The pants and shoes can't hide the obvious.

[ronto]

Kleenex !

[Bduerr]

Romeo is a bit of a Dolt. His ladder is obviously too short and if he planned on climbing up the trellis, he had darn well better make sure it was strong enough to support him (typically not likely). Thus, there is a pretty good chance Romeo is going to go "splat" real soon.

Then again maybe Romeo planned this all along so that he could look up Juliet's skirt. I see London, I see France I see someone's undapants..............

[alobartn]

How'd you get that picture of my wife?